Tete-a-tete in the wilderness

All the jungle's a playground and all animals mere players

Suzy the cute rabbit is walking faster than her tiny legs can carry her. She has been this way the last few weeks. It is after all the Grand Wedding in the Jungle and she is the soon to be starlet. All the treading and the abstinence has yielded fabulous results. The chic look is in as she is all set for the Grand day. But there are still so many of those little details to be gathered and the wise Ms Gif, ahem Mrs is all too busy going on wild wild chases.
And so Suzy decided to catch the Mrs and the other Ms buried in books long forgotten, in the wilderness. The Mrs didn't look too different from the old days and so was the case with the Ms except a few pounds here and there and pretty much everywhere. So a date was set for the Hen Party except there was no party, just loud talking and giggling till way into the night. So loud it even drowned the err-oh-gen-ous noises emanating from creatures in the surrounding grasslands. Not that they seemed to mind. Only the Mr seemed to have had an awful night without his cozy nest. The Mrs and the other Ms were wide awake as twin owls and poor Suzy was once again victimised, only this time she was spared what they chose to call music, inscrutable noises emanating from well fed stomachs in the "silence of the night minus noises from neighbouring grasslands".
Then came the time for the Wilderness Shopping Festival where for every purchase made one would get a skirt made of leaves free, this being the official jungle dress. Suzy eyed the skirts greedily dissappointed that they were always a tad longer than she would like. She nevertheless sneaked in a few of those sexy goodies away from prying eyes and into the safety of her cozy nest.
Then came the time to go back to each of their respective nests and despite all that facile conversation, they each had heavy hearts and were contemplating on how soon the tete-a-tete would resume!