Shhh....Overheard!!

He said "Don't you assume things my dear coz Assumption is the mother of all **** ups! Just delete the "ups" here. So whatever remains, when sanctified from unlawful carnal knowledge to sacrosanct carnal union becomes the elixir of life".

She replied "Poetic licence you call it and I dont mean to snatch that away from you. So here I declare vociferously that what the one uttered the other typed".